WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!
WE WALKED THE BEACH, AND THE PIER TWO TIMES!
WE HAVE GOTTEN A REFLEXOLOGY PREGNANCY INDUCING MASSAGE!(WHICH I AM PAYING DEARLY FOR, MY MOUTH HURTS LIKE CRAZY
FROM WHATEVER SHE DID TO MY NECK).
WE HAVE ASKED RIVER NICELY TO TARE THE WATERS WITH HER FINGER NAILS!
I KNOW SHE IS READY TO BE BORN!
THEY SAID SHE WEIGHS 8 POUNDS 5 OUNCES, ALREADY!? SO, NOW I AM ONLY EATING SALADS JUST ENOUGH TO STAY ALIVE.
WE WILL SEE HOW I DO WITH THAT BECAUSE I HAVE A MASSIVE ADDICTION TO CHOCOLATE!
RIVER MIGHT EVEN COME OUT WITH A LAYER OF CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HER, INSTEAD OF THE CHEESY-LIKE SUBSTANCE, VERNIX.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO TO RUSH HER INTO THIS WORLD?
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS LET ME KNOW!
